Long Hair Queer

(앨범: Slippery When Ill - 1989)

Well I asked her about him, those long hair, and them curls
She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls
Well I didn't think twice about him I just figured him for gay
Well I sure had him pegged right wrong he stole my girl away

Well I told her I don't give a damn Bon Jovi's finally here
I'm not about to miss the Laker game to see that long haired queer
But you go on ahead why don't you take that little freak
That was my first mistake she didn't come back for a week

He's a long hair having, back stabbing, lying, cheating, dirty little freaking
Get along-with-the-girl-looking fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beating
Left me standing here like a fool

She took me to a party where she said there'd be a few kegs
More like winecooler drinking make-up sporting Bauhaus stickers with legs
"Have you heard Gene Loves Jezebel?" I said, "Ask me if I care,
All I know is Joni Loves Chachi," then I hit him with my chair

He's a long hair having, back stabbing, lying, cheating, dirty little freaking
Get along-with-the-girl-looking fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beating
Left me standing here like a fool

So if your honey fancies hippies well here's all you need to know
Stay clear of L.A. Guns & Roses, take her to a Vandals show
Our suicidal bros will bum her out till she just can't hang
And you can party with a skinhead fox with little tiny bangs

He's a long hair having, back stabbing, lying, cheating, dirty little freaking
Get along-with-the-girl-looking fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beating
Left me standing here like a fool

He's a long hair having, back stabbing, lying, cheating, dirty little freaking
Get along-with-the-girl-looking fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beating
Left me standing here like a fool

He's a long hair having, back stabbing, lying, cheating, dirty little freaking
Get along-with-the-girl-looking fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beating
Left me standing here like a fool

He's a long hair having, back stabbing, lying, cheating, dirty little freaking
Get along-with-the-girl-looking fool
I feel like yanking out his curls for hanging out with girls
Left me standing here like a fool