Punk Rock Girl

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl please look at me
Punk rock girl what do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder and said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know
Punk rock girl give me a chance
Punk rock girl let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well no we only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table and shouted "anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'"
So we started screaming
"On such a winter's day"

She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal
Punk rock girl it makes no sense
Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President
Rich as the Duke of Earl
Yeah, you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said "He don't work here"
We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin'"

We got into a car away we started rolling
I said "How much you pay for this?" She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl you look so wild
Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl