My Girlfriend's An Alcoholic (Vinyl Bonus Track)

(앨범: Fishin' For Woos - 2011)

My girlfriend is so beautiful
She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
There's no end to her kindness
Shes the only one to make me laugh until it hurts
Her eye's shine, her teeth sparkle
She watches all my favorite shows
But there's only one thing you should know

Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobody's perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic

My girlfriend loves yoga
She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots
Does pilates then kamikazes
So sweet but you never wanna piss her off
Cause there's one thing you should know

Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobody's perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
I Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic

And every night, I end up driving
So she don't go out, D.U.I.ing again
Get locked in the pen. Again.

Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobody's perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic