Redneck Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow
In a lifted pickup truck
O'er the hills we go
Looking for a buck
I'm back here in the bed
With a big smile on my face
I'm getting in the spirit
With a loaded .308

Oh jingle bells, jingle bells
Fill that freezer up
Oh what fun it is just drinking
Bourbon, shooting bucks
Oh Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to shoot
A deer on Christmas Day

Santa came last night
But he parked his sleigh next door
Cause he knows I'd love a reindeer mount
Right over my front door
And we told all the kids
Those presents have to wait
Till daddy comes back home
With a big dead deer on his tailgate

Oh jingle bells, jingle bells
Fill that freezer up
Oh what fun it is just drinking
Bourbon, shooting bucks
Oh Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to shoot
A deer on Christmas Day

Got service at the church
Cold beer at home tonight
Then back up in the morning
Just to do it one more time
Them snowflakes they don't hunt
But that leaves more for me
Plus venison goes perfect
With a shot of old Jim Beam

Oh jingle bells, jingle bells
Fill that freezer up
Oh what fun it is just drinking
Bourbon, shooting bucks
Oh Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to shoot
A deer on Christmas Day