Text Message

Gyal a whatsapp and a send text
Mi si the sms
Mi haffi show interest
Mi a one bwoy naw meck the girl sex
But wa this? Shi naw stop
Shi a text off the phone
Shi naw stop
Mi si the plz call me but couldn't call back
Mi deh studio and a voice up a one track

Next thing, is a next gyal that wid the texting
Shi a cuss a chat bay things
Cyaa get mi from yesterday evening
OMG, LOL, shi a [?] caw shi cyaa spell
Gyal you nuh have spell check DWL
Better you stop text mi phone might as well

Lord God is a next gyal that
Seh shi nuh have no credit
But shi inna a wifi spot
Shi cyaa sms only can whatsapp
KMRT a that mi type back
Mi know mi phone soon freeze
The mount a gyal a text from overseas
UK, New York and Belize
Up a Canada wid the maypelize
Shi send a pum, pum, selfie
Mi seh Lord Jesus help mi
Hi tight but ask if it healthy
If shi fuck mi shi goodly get wealthy

Shi waan sit down in a saddle and bruk hi off
Why shi got to be so rude?
Shi send mi a photo weh nude
But is a good thing mi nuh licky, licky
This yah bwoy naw nam it like food

After 3am
Shi a send mi voice note suh mi play dem
...
Turn down the phone cause 3 gyal side a mi a sleep
Mi couldn't wake dem
WT, dem fi know mi a the girls BFF
Anything a anything
BTW the girls type many thing
Gyal a ask if mi a go YVA
Mi type back and seh IDK
Shi seh you probably gone pon tour right
Mi text IRK, I know right

Si a text from Shantel
Mi text back and seh TTYL
gyal FYI
You nuh haffi send mi no face weh cry
Mi cyaa call right now
And the spot weh mi deh mi cyaa get no wifi

A next gyal text Busy how you suh angry?
Mi text back seh mi related to Rodney
Shi type SMH
Is like shi just member seh wi a one big family
Bare gyal a whatsapp mi
From in a house, in a car, in a taxi
Mi GPS lock off
That simple mean nobody in a the world cyaa tack mi

A gyal send message but mi nuh read it
One tick go through suh mi receive it
Mi know seh shi a wait fi si the blue tick
Mi text and seh BRB you a the cutest
Chatter Box STFU
KIT when me text you