Hat Man

When your city's in trouble
And you're under attack
You need a new superhero
With the power of a hat, it's
Hat man
Hat man
Hat man
He can do whatever a guy wearing a hat can

He cannot run very fast
And he's not super strong
But his forehead is protected
From the sun

He is the master of disguise
Can make himself look like a fool
But by reversing his brim
He can look super cool
He's fucking
Hat man
Hat man
Hat man

He's a fully grown man
Who wears a hat all the time
Because he's balding
Balding
Balding
He thinks that he flies under the radar
But the hat actually draws more attention to his hairline
Hat man
Hat man