Je Suis Fatigué

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Deux
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Trois
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I'm French and tired everyday
I fall asleep at the mother fuckin Champs-Élysées
I do a very French thing in a very French way
And I have not been to bed in 17 days

It's not very French for me to say "please"
But it is very French to be 'le fatigué'
I say other French things like "Ooh La La"
Driving round the Arc de Triomphe in my Citroën car

Being tired has health benefits
It helps me smoke cigarettes
Day or night I'm French at any hour
Even at the top of the Eiffel
Baise moi je suis fatigué

Je suis Français
I am French
Je suis fatigué
And I am tired
Parles-tu Français
Do you speak French?
Non tu ne le fais pas?
You dont? Fuck you!

Zut alors
Singing that chorus made me so tired
I think I have to take a break
Maybe go on Instagram and message a musical comedian

"Hello"
Hello
"I'm French"
Ok
"You speak French"
No I don't speak French
"Why not?"'
Aah, I don't know, I just don't speak
"Speak French"
I'm not gonna speak French
"Can you translate"
Why don't you translate?
"I don't want to"
Why don't you translate it?
"I get tired when I translate"'
This is bizarre do I know you?
"Fuck you"
Ok

Je suis Français
You know that I'm French
Je suis fatigué
You know that I'm tired
Parles-tu Français
Do you speak French?
Non tu ne le fais pas?
I know you dont! Fuck you!