Video Calls in 2021

If everyone's online we can begin the
"'My Zoom must be broken or something
'Cause I can't bloody hear anyone"
Ok Brett maybe it's your output settings?
"Oh yeah how's this"

It's 2021
How the fuck have you not learned how to use Zoom yet?
2 years into a pandemic
How the fuck have you not learned how to use Zoom Brett?

Output device where the sound comes out
Input device is where the sound goes in
And I'll bet on your simple fuckin life
That both of those are built in
Basic

Your Zoom works
Your computer works
Your headphones work
Everything works
Except your brain champ

Everyday in a different way
I explain no one can hear you when you muted yourself
I'll come over there and I'll kill you with a hammer
If you don't stop speaking into the fucking camera
"I can hear you guys coming from next door"
You set your output device to your neighbors lawnmower

Why god
Did you chose me
To watch Brett fuck
Around in Hawaii

"Hang on what have I done now?"