Step Mom

We broke up, it was messy
And I'm so embarrassed
Let it get the best of me
I wasn't thinking clearly
Now, I'll be the bigger person
And I won't lash out even though I'm really hurt
Another lesson learned, I'm moving on

I won't call you in the middle of the night
Won't show up to your house without an invite
I won't beg you for a second chance
Cause I got a man now with a good health plan

I'm gonna steal your dad, be the best he ever had
Send your mom home crying
Cause he couldn't keep his promise
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
Oh, I know we have a past
I think we should start from scratch
Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us
If you never did me wrong
I wouldn't be your step mom

Told your dad, I want a studio in your bedroom
It's looking comfortable and I'm looking to take more from you
I'm in it, for the long haul
And I'll admit it, I've been unconventional
Some may say it's borderline insane

Please don't call me in the middle of the night
Don't show up to my house without an invite
Me and your father have been talking
And we think it's time you get off our phone plan

I'm gonna steal your dad, be the best he ever had
Send your mom home crying
Cause he couldn't keep his promise
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
Oh, I know we have a past
I think we should start from scratch
Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us
If you never did me wrong
I wouldn't be your step mom

Is this how you saw my wedding?
As another guest attending
I don't wanna see you objecting
When you're the one who fucked our ending
Is this how you saw my wedding?
As another guest attending
I don't wanna see you objecting
When you're the one who fucked our ending

I'm gonna steal your dad, be the best he ever had
Send your mom home crying
Cause he couldn't keep his promise
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
Oh, I know we have a past
I think we should start from scratch
Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us
If you never did me wrong
I wouldn't be your step mom