BITE OF 87

I know who's responsible for the "Bite of '87"
I was there all when it happened
No really, no really, hear me out
You've gotta trust me now
Everybody's so obsessive
Over how, and when, and where it happened
Why don't you hear me out?

I saw it all go down
In the diner of an eerie town
Everybody was eating pizza
Freddy said, "It's nice to meet ya"
So, trust me, I know what I'm talking about
MatPat and I were there, messing around
Gaming on that Fortnite Battle Pass
In the arcade, just having a blast (Oh-oh-oh)

Here comes the star of the show
The big brown bear on the Freddy-Fazz flow
I gave Chica a big ol' kiss
Bonnie was in tears, he knew what he'd missed, yeah (Oh-oh-oh)
Here comes the star of the show
The big brown bear on the Freddy-Fazz flow
Foxy, however, was looking quite sus
(He was the impostor from Among Us)

I know who's responsible for the "Bite of '87"
I was there all when it happened
No really, no really, hear me out (Oh-oh-oh) (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
You've gotta trust me now
Everybody's so obsessive
Over how, and when, and where it happened (Aye)
Why don't you hear me out? (Woah, woah, oh-oh-oh)

Why don't you seem more surprised?
I promise, I'm not telling lies
Wait till you hear the rest of the story
You'll unsub to Game Theory
Markiplier wasn't doing great
Throwing up in Monty's face (Huh)
And then I saw a crying child (Nah)
All the animatronics going wild (Oh-oh-oh) (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Here comes the star of the show
The big brown bear on the Freddy-Fazz flow
Little baby, little boy
Decapitated like an old chew toy (Oh-oh-oh)
Here comes the star of the show
The big brown bear on the Freddy-Fazz flow
"Was that the Bite of '87?"
Don't worry, he's up in heaven (Har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har)

I know who's responsible for the "Bite of '87"
I was there all when it happened
No really, no really, hear me out (Oh-oh-oh)
You've gotta trust me now
Everybody's so obsessive
Over how, and when, and where it happened
Why don't you hear me out? (Oh-oh-oh)

Da-da-da-da-da-da
Bite of '87
Oh-woah-woah-oh
(Oh-oh-oh)