Mister Twister

They call me Mr. Twister, the loving end
I'm a Mr. Twister, the working girl's friend
I'm the smoothest, coolest cat in town
No drive around's gonna put me down
And if the chick likes 'em neat, I'm neat
And if the chick likes 'em sweet, I'm sweet

Whatever you want me to be
Mr. Twister that's me

Be sweet, baby
A woman is like a violin
If played by an ordinary fiddler, ordinary music
But in the hands of the maestro
Ah, baby, we could make such beautiful music
Together

They call me Mr. Twister, a big fat blast
I'm-a Mr. Twister, get me while I last
When I go walking down the street
I get the girls going tweet, tweet, tweet
And if a doll wants to dance, I'll dance
And if a girl wants romance, I'll take a chance

Whatever you want me to be
Mr. Twister, that's me

Aw, let's dance
Look, mom, I'm twisting
Look, no hands
Now, the hard way
Hey, baby, not the chandelier
You crazy?

They call me Mr. Twister, the loving end
I'm-a Mr. Twister, the working girl's friend
I'm the smoothest, coolest cat in town
No drive around is gonna put me down
And if the chick likes 'em rough, I'm rough
And if the chick likes 'em tough, I'm tough

Whatever you want me to be
Mr. Twister, that's me

Rough, tough
Hey you, I'm in the mood for some smooching
We got nothing to do for a couple of hours
You know you love me, so why not?
You what? Jump where? What else?
But you can't do this to Mr. Twister, that's me