Logan Paul

Shouts to my girl Rosa Parks (ayy)
You cook for me, you have my heart
Call me cayenne cuz I add the spice to ur life
Logan Paul, Logan Paul, Logan Paul
Every night before I go to sleep
My brain is like "naw u good let's think"
Bruno Mars = biggest g of all time
Wtf, I wanna be pregnant
And damn I just realized how out here I am

No matter how rich (I become)
Or how big my house is (I love breaking stuff)
How many girls I get (I flipped a limo once)
I'm still gonna use UberX
Excited for this eclipse
Oy life (why do you play me like dis?)
Why can't I say the alphabet if I'm not singing it
Yeah
I'm still gonna use UberX
Logan Paul, Logan Paul

Look, I know it's just a material object and shit
But if my house burns down, Imma be upset
Life is a whirlwind, strap in
Logan Paul, L-Logan Paul
Thinking back I wish that
Every hamster in the world could get their own personal fanny pack
Lit ass IG story rn
Logan Paul, Logan Paul
(Logan Pool!)
Send more people to the moon please
And vegans are so nice because they got no beef

I run this shit (like cardio)
Oh my gawd (people aren't good bro)
If Apple made a car (would it have windows?)
I'm still gonna use UberX
SNOW!
Life is gewd
NOOOOOOOOO!
It's not
I gotta get better at being alone
I'm down to have a kid for good vlog content
Yeah
And I'm still gonna use UberX

I've been extremely disconnected for the past 36 hours...because my phone broke

It's actually scary how reliant we are on technology & software...(to) guide and fulfill our lives

Conclusion:

Robots bout to run this bitch (ayyy!)
Robots bout to run this bitch (ohhh!)
Robots bout to run this bitch (heyyy!)
I'm still gonna use UberX
Robots bout to run this bitch (ayyy!)
Robots bout to run this bitch (ohhh!)
Why sleep when you could live
I'm still gonna use UberX
Robots bout to run UberX