Butcher Pete

Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Pete
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he's chopping up all the women's meat

He's hacking and wacking and smacking
He's hacking and wacking and smacking
He's hacking and wacking and smacking
He just hack, wack, chopping that meat

Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife
He starts chopping and don't know when to stop
All you fellows gotta watch your wifes
'Cause Pete don't care who's meat he chops

He's hacking and wacking and smacking
Hacking and wacking and smacking
He's hacking and wacking and smacking
He just hack, wack, chopping that meat

Now, ever since Peter flew into town
He's been having a ball
Just cutting and chopping for miles around
Single women, married women, old maids and all

He's hacking and wacking and smacking
He's hacking and wacking and smacking
He's hacking and wacking and smacking
He just hack, wack, chopping that meat

He wakes up in the morning, half past five
Chops from sunrise to sunset
I don't see how he stays alive
Meat's gonna be the death of Pete, yeah

He's hacking and wacking and smacking
Hacking and wacking and smacking
He just keeps on hacking and wacking and smacking
He just hack, wack, chopping that meat

Look out, here comes the kid!

The police put Pete in jail
He finally met his fate
But when they came in to pay his bail
They found him chopping up his cell mate

Hacking and wacking and smacking
He was hacking and wacking and smacking
That man keeps on hacking and wacking and smacking
He just hack, wack, chopping that meat

That Butcher Pete is the craziest yet
Tries to chop down the wind and the rain
Just hacks on anything he can get
Man, that man is just insane

He's hacking and wacking and smacking
He keeps hacking and wacking and smacking
He can't stop hacking and wacking and smacking
He just hack, wack, chopping that meat

He's hacking and wacking and smacking
He's hacking and wacking and smacking
He can't die hacking and wacking and smacking
That man is crazy