Birthday Party

I threw a party for my birthday
Nobody showed, it wasn't worth it
Nobody came, it made me sad
Oh, what a shame, it ain't so bad

Why you coming up to me
Do I look like a drug dealer?
Why you asking me these things
Do I look like a drug dealer?
No I'm not the guy you think
Do I look like a drug dealer?
It's not my b-day wish
Do I look like a drug dealer?

Starey starey, oh so contrary
Pints down the pub, why's everyone staring?
Going to a club, no way, that's too scary
Going anywhere, no way
I must be having a really good time
I must be having a really good time

I threw a party for my birthday
Nobody showed, it wasn't worth it
Nobody came, it made me sad
Oh, what a shame, it ain't so bad

(Hey) Hold up (hey)
Maybe we (hey) could talk (hey)
(Hey) Hold up (hey)
Maybe we (hey) should talk (hey)

While I can't barely speak
Do I look like a drug dealer?
While I can't barely wee
Do I look like a drug dealer?
I must be having a really good time
I must be having a really good time

Starey starey, oh so contrary
Fights in the club, how's anyone lairy
Feeling like a piece of meat, it's real hairy
Calling it a night, no way, I'm way scared
Got girls on the brain, got ceiling on the brain
Got schemes on the brain like pinky and the brain
I'm having a really good time
Man are you insane?

I threw a party for my birthday
Nobody showed, it wasn't worth it
Nobody came, it made me sad
Oh, what a shame, it ain't so bad
I threw a party for my birthday
Nobody showed, it wasn't worth it
Nobody came, it made me sad
Oh, what a shame, it ain't so bad

(Hey) Hold up (hey)
Maybe we (hey) could talk (hey)
(Hey) Hold up (hey)
Maybe we (hey) should talk (hey)
(Hey) Hold up (hey)
Maybe we (hey) could talk (hey)
(Hey) Hold up (hey)
Maybe we (hey) should talk (hey)

I threw a party for my birthday
Nobody showed, it wasn't worth it
Nobody came, it made me sad
Oh, what a shame, it ain't so bad
I must be having a really good time
I must be having a really good time