Fake Plastic Trees

Green plastic watering can
Fake Chinese rubber plan
In the fake plastic earth
She bought from a rubber man
Town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself

Wears her out
Wears her out
Wears her out
Wears her out

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
Used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

Wears him out
Wears him out
Wears him out
Wears...

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
I can't fight the feeling, no
I could blow through the ceiling, yeah
If I just turn and run

Wears me out
Wears me out
Wears me out
Wears me out

If I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time, all the time...