Rick Grimes vs Walter White

(앨범: Season 3 - 2014)

[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Rick Grimes!
Versus!
Walter White!
Begin!

[Rick Grimes:]
Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
You tore your family apart sin by sin
Where I live, it happens literally limb from limb
So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast

[Walter White:]
I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin cooking crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg getting paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you

[Rick Grimes:]
CARL! I said stay back with the others
While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother
You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
I'll watch you get eaten on my fucking front lawn

[Walter White:]
Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
No one saw Shane coming except for your wife

[Outro:]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decii...
Augh... ahhh... auuuughhhh, ahh
Auhhh-epic rap battles of history!