Big Diesel Truck

Hold on now, put my dick back in my drawer-hole
Son of a bitch came out again

Well, I got a big diesel truck
And when I crack 'er up I wake everybody up
And I don't give a fuck, I like beef jerky and cold beer
What the fuck I look like drinking some [?]
Hold on now, moonshine and a double barrel shotgun
Sitting on my front porch hanging with my grandson
I'ma put my John Deere into first gear
Got my 30 off safety, 'bout to kill me a dear

I got a beer belly, and I'm real smelly
Fuck a Maserati, pull up in an old Chevy
And we repping road time, road time
Smoking hot slut, picked her ass up, road side
And her booty so fat, I cannot stand it
Piccolo, hit her with me special beam cannon
Hit her from the back, it did a lot of damage
Made her get her ass up and fix me a sandwich
I pull up to the bank in a motherfucking pickup
Hands on the counter, motherfucker, it's a stickup
I took all the money, went and bought me some dip
44 revolver on the side of my hip

Well, I got a big diesel truck
And when I crack 'er up I wake everybody up
And I don't give a fuck, I like beef jerky and cold beer
What the fuck I look like drinking some [?]
Hold on now, moonshine and a double barrel shotgun
Sitting on my front porch hanging with my grandson
I'ma put my John Deere into first gear
Got my 30 off safety, 'bout to kill me a dear

Crack up the F150, going mudding with the boys
Speakers on max, like it make a lot of noise
Side-by-Sides, four-wheelers, got a lot of toys
I like to drink and fuck bitches cause it fills me with joy
Told my wife, "Shut up, I ain't got time for some bitchin'"
"I'm out with the boys, told you I'm going fishin'"
"And when I get back, you had better done them dishes"
"And you better put enough fucking seasoning on my chicken!"
Well, you can call me to [?]
Catch fish with my bare hands
My grandfather taught me how to live off the land
I don't know much about being a business man, hey, hey, hey

Well, I got a big diesel truck
And when I crack 'er up I wake everybody up
And I don't give a fuck, I like beef jerky and cold beer
What the fuck I look like drinking some [?]
Hold on now, moonshine and a double barrel shotgun
Sitting on my front porch hanging with my grandson
I'ma put my John Deere into first gear
Got my 30 off safety, 'bout to kill me a dear

Hold on there, Country Bo, you just dropped some hot shit, fuck
Has anybody seen my lighter?