Nervous

She got curves like the wheel still turning
Too thick, how them pants not burstin'?
Said she want to throw it back, but like, work it
But I ain't ever did it, so I'm nervous
Nah, I ain't ever did it so I'm nervous
I said, I ain't ever did it so I'm nervous
Wait, I ain't ever did it so I'm nervous
Damn, baby, how you got me feelin' hold up!

What the hell happened?
Lasted half a minute now this girl laughing, damn
Uh, she said I'm "full cappin'"
'Cause I told her I'm a pro and I stroke rapid
And I came fast and I tried to blame that
On the plain fact that her ass so fat, and I blasted
Too quick, girl, that booty too thick
When you bouncing like that, what you think's gon' happen?
Okay, I get it, you thinking my dick pathetic
Can you keep this shit a secret so no one'll know I did it?
If these women hear about it then no one'll wanna hit it
And I'm back to being lonely and beating my dick to pictures
Damn, this shit never happens, I promise
Okay, it happens quite a bit if I'm truly just being honest
It's better if I practice, I lied and I'm really sorry
But I had to lie to get it, 'cause, baby, you got a body game
Girls like you ain't fucking with me
If they do fuck with me, they ain't fucking for free
Plus I love the way you work when you under the sheets
So if I pay a couple hundred, will you suck on the D?
"Um, CHVSE, I think it's time you should leave"
Is that not enough money, baby? Tell me the fee!
"I'm not a prostitute!"
Well then, just suck me for free!
"Okay, I had enough, I'ma call the police"
Woo, cops coming, I'm only a block from 'em
So I got into the whip, I'm drunk, and I start vrinning
My heart pumping like crazy, I feel like I'm on something
Thought I lost 'em, but I looked and seen all the cars coming down
I put my foot on the gas
Tried to take a left turn, hit the curb and I crashed
That's when I realized it ain't what it seems
'Cause the crash woke me up, and all the shit was a dream
Because

She got curves like the wheel still turning
Too thick, how them pants not burstin'?
Said she want to throw it back, but like, work it
But I ain't ever did it, so I'm nervous
Nah, I ain't ever did it so I'm nervous
I said, I ain't ever did it so I'm nervous
Wait, I ain't ever did it so I'm nervous
Damn, baby, how you got me feelin' hold up!

Yeah, flash backs to the day I was a virgin
I was trying to get into that body like a surgeon
Always seen the booty but I never knew the purpose
Until she put it on me, turned me to a different person, woah
She had me fiending for it though
Scheming for a reason we could meet up on the low
She could teach me, she's a senior, I'm a teen with hella flow
She kinda dreamy in bikinis but I need 'em on the floor, woah
Hold up, I'm tripping off it
Know that the wifey is listening
I better switch it 'cause she gon' walk in
I ain't about to mess up what I got in the house 'cause I need that often
Up in the sheets we toss it
Until she exhausted, I swear that she a dolphin
Yeah, and I need it three times weekly
I've been trying to score like I've been the MVP
Most valuable P-E-N-I-S
It just sounds gross when you say it, you know?

She got curves like the wheel still turning
Too thick, how them pants not burstin'?
Said she want to throw it back, but like, work it
But I ain't ever did it, so I'm nervous
Nah, I ain't ever did it so I'm nervous
I said, I ain't ever did it so I'm nervous
Wait, I ain't ever did it so I'm nervous
Damn, baby, how you got me feelin' hold up!