Baby It's Cold Outside (Parody)

I really can't stay
But, baby it's cold outside
I gotta go away
But, baby it's cold outside
This evening has been
Been hoping that you'd dropped in
So very nice
I'll hold your hands they're just like ice
My mother will start to worry
Beautiful what's your hurry?
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry
Beautiful please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more
Put some records on while I pour

The neighbors might think
Baby it's bad out there
Say what's in this drink?
No Ubers available out there
I wish I knew how
Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this lock
Just wait 'til get a look at this
I gotta say no, no, no sir
Mind if move in closer?
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
What's the sense of hurting my pride?
I really can't stay
Baby don't hold out
Baby it's cold outside

I simply must go
Baby it's cold outside
The answer is no
Baby it's cold outside
The welcome has been
How lucky that you dropped in
So overstayed
Just close your eyes, let your vision fade
My sister will be suspicious
Gosh your lips look delicious
My brother keeps a gun by the door
Who lives on a tropical shore
My maiden aunt's dogs are vicious
Gosh your lips are delicious
What kinda girl do you take me for
Wait 'til you see what I've got in store

I've gotta get home
But, baby you'll freeze out there
Hey! Give me my phone!
It's up to your knees out there
We live in LA
I feel when I touch your hand
It's eighty-two degrees
How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be cops tomorrow
Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be a body to find
Such a pity if you died
I really can't stay
Get over that old out
Baby it's cold outside

Seriously can I go?
Yeah
Wait, seriously?
Yeah, why didn't you just ask?
That's literally what I've been doing
For the past two and a half minutes
Really? I didn't mean to hold up or anything
Can I have my phone?
Yeah, go ahead
Thanks, see you later
We should do this again sometime
Okay
What chu' got going on Tuesday?
Um, Tuesday I have this thing
What thing?
Oh, um, probably have to edit
This YouTube video