When Your're Ugly Like Us

(앨범: Double Trouble - 1980)

Hey George I hear you been calling me ugly
That ain't exactly what I said John
Well what exactly did you said
This is exactly what I said

When you're ugly like John you just naturally gotta be good
You gotta walk just right and keep your package wrapped tight and don't break no rules
You gotta give it away you'll never sell it
Have the right Venus say wow when you tell it
When you're ugly like John you just naturally gotta be cool

When you're ugly like George you gotta give the ladies all you can
When you use the right tools she'd be a fool to want a better man
Yeah talk it up big and she can almost taste it
It can be on a check George you better not waste it
When you're ugly like George you just naturally gotta be cool

John when you look like this you've got to steal a kiss that's the only way
You gotta find yourself a chick that ain't too quick and she just might stay
We may be ugly but we got what she needs
We don't give it to her till she begs and pleads
When you're ugly like us you just naturally gotta be cool
Yeah when you're ugly like us you just naturally gotta be cool