NPT

(앨범: Mike Balls Boutique - 2023)

I'm Mikey B don't mess with me
Crazy Motherfucker from the NPT
This is my solo LP
So I got to do a rap about my home city

It might sound crazy my eye's not lazy
Am I high on weed yeah maybe
The NPT is where I'm from
Where the pills are cheap and the weed is strong
When you make a hip hop LP there's things you've got to cover
Like Rap skills drugs and how you love your Grandmother
And you've got to do a rap about your home town
I even wrote this one before the beat was laid down
Say it loud and proud it's the NPT
Big up to Corpa road Maesglas and Maindee

This is my rap album not yours and this is a song about Newport
Big up Newport

I'm Mikey B don't mess with me
Crazy Motherfucker from the NPT
This is my solo LP
So I got to do a rap about my home city

I've been to Birmingham and Glasgow and Frome
But when it's my time to step to the microphone
I can't rap about Compton or LA
Best leave that shit to Snoop and Doctor Dre
I'm not gonna spit a verse about the Bronx
Kool Keith and Tim Dog have been doing that for yonks
So I keep it real about where I mingle
Mickey D's over Spytty smoking weed down the Dingle

I'm Mike Balls this is a song about Newport
Oh mate have you done a rap album I have

I'm Mikey B don't mess with me
Crazy Motherfucker from the NPT
This is my solo LP
So I got to do a rap about my home city

Check out his flow spitting his bars
He don't need keyboards
He don't need guitars
He's a rapper rapping over a beat
And he's gonna mention by name every street
In this rap about Newport you'll be educated
On what to rap about as previously stated
He's almost as good as Snoop or Ice Cube
He learnt all his skills off of Youtube
He wears Adidas not Nike you the maths
Up Wentwood when he's walking the paths
He don't like tomatoes some say that's strange
Like the time he had a tank at the Gabalfa interchange

Hang on a minute this is not a song about wanking
What's is about
It's a song about making a hip hop album innit
You got to do a rap about Newport you know your home town
Is it I thought this was a song about wanking
Can we do a song about wanking
Yeah yeah later

It's time to take Newport off the map
I'm Mike Balls listen to me doing a rap
I told Adam I was gonna move to Stoke
But he just laughed 'cause he knew it was a joke
I ani't ever gonna leave Newport
'Cause I haven't got the money or the transport
I haven't got a helicopter or an aeroplane
But I'm Mike I'm in the Goldie Lookin Chain

I could get a Dragon car but that would cost like loads of money
Have they got an Uber in Newport
Fair play Just Eat's good mind innit
I had a fucking McDonald's delivered the other day

I'm Mikey B don't mess with me
Crazy Motherfucker from the NPT
This is my solo LP
So I got to do a rap about my home city