Maggot's Stand Up

(앨범: The Manifesto - 2003)

I know a guy who blow sheep up,
He used to have a ta what the fuck?
He used to blow em up!
If you go to (?)? (Walters?) Five pound a sheep!
Get a sheep five pound!
oo hhehahaa!
I know medical people!
I know 'em, I've fucking you know I got friends high places, like!
a fucking.. Doctor like.. Stevie, a bit of a cunt.. You know fucking
Do a labotomy or woteva they do eh?
He fucking.. had, I don't know what he had! The fucking schitzo!
he fucking climbing over fucking bushes
He's alright, he climbin over fucking sports fings, you know sports fences!
He fucking climb over and fuckin fell off!
Smashed himself up, got home..
Into bed, bleeding, he shit himself in the night as well!
Woke up in the mornin, his missus is covered in shit!!!
Like, Fuuucking Hell!
Cover your missus in shit!
Eh what do you know, We'll stay in, have a quiet night in tonight love
I'm gonna cover you in shit!
[*Laughter throughout*]
[*Heavy Applauding*]