I Happen To Like Cats

It's Saturday night
What could be better
Than crocheting cat names all over my sweater

I've never been a dog kind of guy
Chasing their tails
Scratching themselves
And barking all night

Yeah, my best friends
Are at my house
Purring around
Clawing my couch
Right meow

I happen to like cats
The ones with the blue eyes, even the green eyes, yeah
I happen to like cats
Give me a feline over a canine
They've got nine lives
Who needs a spouse, when you've got pussy cats all over the house

Milo and Sprinkles, Snowball and Mr. Dingles
Yeah, as a matter of fact
I happen to like cats!

Ever wonder how
Just one flea
Could turn into the whole damn house needing cortizone cream
That's okay

I happen to like cats
The ones with the blue eyes, even the green eyes, yeah
I happen to like cats
Give me a feline over a canine
They've got nine lives
Who needs a spouse, when you've got pussy cats all over the house

Oscar and Charlie, Coco, Chloe, Max and Marley
Yeah, as a matter of fact
I happen to like cats
Meow

It's Saturday night
What could be better
Than crocheting cat names all over my sweater