The Pixar Theory Song

Everything is part of the Pixar theory
Thinking about it is getting me teary
One giant timeline
One huge story
From Ratatouille
To Finding Dory
The Pixar theory
The Pixar theory
We're finally going to see it clearly
The Pixar theory
Will make you cheery

This is...
The Pixar theory

Way back in time
Prehistoric time
The asteroid that should've wiped the dinosaurs... misses
Animals develop intelligence
They have school systems and a real estate market...
I guess?
The Incredibles introduces the machines
Syndrome creates A.I
The damage is done
The end of humans
The machines are on the rise

Everything is part of the Pixar theory
Thinking about it is getting me teary
One giant timeline
One huge story
From Monsters Inc
To Up and WALL-E
The Pixar theory
The Pixar theory
We're finally going to see it clearly
The Pixar theory
Will make you cheery

This is...
The Pixar theory

Humans have to leave
And what is left?
Cars come to life
And clean up the mess
They run out of energy
Which leads to WALL-E
He watches old movies
And plants a tree
Fourteen hundred years after WALL-E
Monsters University
Suffering from an energy crisis
And that means travelling in time
To collect human screams (Ahh!)

Everything is part of the Pixar theory
Thinking about it is getting me teary
One giant timeline
One huge story
From Ratatouille
To Finding Dory
The Pixar theory
The Pixar theory
We're finally going to see it clearly
The Pixar theory
Will make you cheery

This is...
The Pixar theory

Imagine you're that kid
Knowing another world exists
Then you discover magic...
That's right
Boo is a witch!
Memory permeates every Pixar franchise
Carl can't let Ellie's memory die
Dory shows us how tragic forgetting can be
Riley, Bing Bong, Coco, and of course
Woody...

Everything is part of the Pixar theory
Thinking about it is getting me teary
One giant timeline
One huge story
From Monsters Inc
To Up and WALL-E
The Pixar theory
The Pixar theory
We're finally going to see it clearly
The Pixar theory
Will make you cheery

This is...
The Pixar theory