Primate Camp

(앨범: Shave The Planet - 2006)

Big Bang was a theory
But now I pose a query
But my query's like a question
Unlike a man who picked his jeans

Darwin started with crustations
Add a dose of fornications
Sprouting trees, swinging tails
And banana peeling feet

Primate Camp Well Darwin had his theory
Primate Camp From the oceans to the trees
Primate Camp Chucking dung at the humans
Primate Camp Spreading virus and disease

I've got a primate with a gun
Taylor'd better run
It looks like an A-1
And an illegal one
But I've seen it in a movie
It appears to be bologna
A society of monkeys
Using humans like a slave

Primate Camp Well Darwin had his theory
Primate Camp From the oceans to the trees
Primate Camp Chucking dung at the humans
Primate Camp Spreading virus and disease
Primate Camp Da-Da-Da-Darwin had his theory
Primate Camp From the oceans through the trees
Primate Camp Chucking dung at the humans
Primate Camp Spreading virus and

Primate Camp! [x4]
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Dr. Zaus the physician
And Zera pose a question
With a chromosome a missing
Can he reason, think, and speak?
Before I go much further
They like committing murder
On horseback in the future
Guess it's part of their mystic

Now I'm straying from the topic
My nuts are microscopic
When I racked them on the goose neck back in 1972
Musta been a dreaming
Cuz the people payed to see 'em
From a jungle, to museum
I believe this be a zoo
Or a Primate Camp