Titanfall 2 (RAP REVIEW)

Sweet Jesus
2016 is getting treated
To FPS Games I didn't know I fucking needed
I'm bleeding
And I'm breathing another Season
I'm playing so much that I forget I haven't eaten
I'm starving
So Imma whet my fucking appetite
Another triple A sequel to my past life
I used to hit the first one like a crack pipe
Take you back to 2014 when I was tongue tied

Living down in Denver with my Bro's
Working at a theater, selling out the shows
Getting off late nearly every single night
Playing Titanfall 1 'till the sun's in my eyes
It'll come as no surprise
That because I loved you
Imma love you too
Oh Baby, yes I do
Oh Baby yes I do

I've lived my whole life
Wasting time
Spending Dimes
On games I loathe
Can you give me something good?
Like I know you should
Like I know you should
Like I know you would

If you had a complaint about the first game
Imma guess that it's been addressed
Like "No campaign"
"No unlockables"
Wasn't optimal, when the DLC separated half of ya'll
But Respawn heard everything
And they fixed nearly everything
You get a campaign
Free DLC's
So many things
Customize anything except for fucking wedding rings

You get a campaign that isn't actually dog ass
Story kinda sucks but the gameplay's bomb ass
A bunch of new types of titans, it's exciting
Moments in the game, that are actually surprising
Heaven
When the movement's this slick
Every other FPS is gonna need Chapstick
I practice doing bad ass acrobatics
Running on the walls until I slide into your mattress

All new multiplayer modes
Reinvent the wheel 'till you're breaking that mold
I've been playing a lot of multiplayers this year
But the most fun I've had is right here
It's so fresh and addicting
Worth every single penny of that 60
I beg you, to just try it
Pretty please
I write about Ronin in my diaries (plural)

It's a shame about EA
Because they just really fucked this game
They decide to release the T between BF 1 and CoD
In the same damn month, good God!
Just give it a chance, tho!
Every time I play, I need new pantalons
It's a game of the year contestant
I'm in love with this game, no question!

I've lived my whole life
Wasting time
Spending Dimes
On games I loathe
Can you give me something good?
Like I know you should
Like I know you should
Like I know you would