Carry Me Home

Well, bartender's working on a late night shift
Cheap bums and blondes and barmaids on a midnight drift
And the dance band's playing the same old sling
I'm sinking whiskey and you're sipping fine wine
I don't know what it is you're trying to prove
Well, it should be you, but it's me who can hardly move
And I've got my reputation lying on the line
Come on, baby, be a good dog, and
And help the blind

Oh, won't you carry me home?
Oh, won't you carry me home?
Oh, won't you carry me home?

Like a truck, pick me up

You ain't no lady, but you sure got taste in men
That head of yours has got you by, time and time again
My arms and legs are aching and my head's about to blow
And your back's been breaking and I'd hate to spoil the show
But I just spent next week's wages and I'm right out of coin
But you want more and it's half past four, and they want to close the joint
And we can't afford a taxi, and it's too late for the bus
But I've been told by friends of mine you're someone I can trust

Carry me home
Oh, won't you carry me home?
Carry me home

Don't leave me lying here, in all this beer!

You drank all your booze and half of mine
I'm bleary eyed and you're waiting for the sunshine to come and kill me
Just like the man who threw me on the floor
Don't matter, while I'm down here, I might as well try and find the back end door
Excuse me, have you seen it?
It's about this big
And have you got a plastic bag?
'Cause I'm gonna be sick
I'm dead drunk and heaving
Hanging upside down
And you're getting up and leaving
You think I'm gonna drown

Carry me home
Oh, won't you carry me home? (I need your help)
Carry me home
(Hahahahaha)
Carry me home
Oh, won't you carry me home?
Carry me home