Culture Vulture

Suck it dry, drain the mainstream
Offer nothing but your own scheme
Fifteen minutes, more or less
Showed me nothing but a nice dress

Come on, come on, come on, come on and join the fun
You'll be a star
Come on, come on, come on, open to anyone
Culture vulture you leave nothing worthwhile

Don't need skill, special ability
Can't see a talent for all the publicity
Column inches, TV screens
Not a good trace to show where you've been

Come on, come on, come on, come on and join the fun
You'll be a star
Come on, come on, come on, open to anyone
Culture vulture you leave nothing worthwhile

This is the deal
Don't make it seem real
Don't make it easy
Don't want reality
Give us a message
Sing us a song
Give us the story of where it went wrong

Come on, come on, come on, come on and join the fun
You'll be a star
Come on, come on, come on, open to anyone
Just come as you are, too easy
Come on, come on, come on, come on and join the fun
You'll be a star
Culture vulture you leave us as empty as you are