L.O.O.N.I.E.

Yeah, another classic for y'all
Shits about to explode!
I'm about to blow up this joint right now
You better call the bomb squad for this one
I'm dead serious 'cause

I got the bomb detonator so best believe, I'll press release now
Rest in peace Blaow, Destiny's child, the best in freestyle
Wanna battle? Get knocked out less than three rounds
I'm the future son, so invest in me now
My expertise: I make the best MC's bow
I just wanna get this shit off my chest and breathe out
Addressin these clowns is stressin me out
All these wannabe rappers, I'll leave 'em horribly damaged
They're not wack, I'd call 'em metaphorically challenged
And radio stations filled with arrogant bastards
Who won't play you unless you're a Fil-American rapper
Yet they play rock acts if they're rapping in bands
While we're forced to mimic a fake American accent
Though we get a lotta hate and a lack of advances
I ain't suckin my own dick like Marilyn Manson

Champion, I'm not about to lose my belt
You don't know me? Then let me introduce myself
My name is L-O-O-N-I-E
I said my is L-O-O-N-I-E
Champion, I'm not about to lose my belt
You don't know me? Then let me introduce myself
My name is L-O-O-N-I-E
I said my is L-O-O-N-I-E

Mental institutions labelled me the craziest
That is how my name today came to be my alias
Back in '95, I was battlin with aliens
If you don't believe in me you're probably an atheist
'Cause I'm a hip-hop god; The bastard you praise
So "fuck you, Loonie" is a blasphemous phrase
Set the underground in flames, burn the basement
This is my new flavor, be the first to taste it
Your verse is basic, worthless gay shit
Fuck RX, in other words I'll stay sick
And I don't have to freestyle about the sun and moon
This song is precum, my album's cumming soon
And you know you gotta cop it 'cause you know that it's real
They feel what I say 'cause I say what I feel
This is my life, can't nobody else write it
You ain't the real shot, you just smell like it

Champion, I'm not about to lose my belt
You don't know me? Then let me introduce myself
My name is L-O-O-N-I-E
I said my is L-O-O-N-I-E
Champion, I'm not about to lose my belt
You don't know me? Then let me introduce myself
My name is L-O-O-N-I-E
I said my is L-O-O-N-I-E

Just gimme the mic and forty ounce of booze
I'm ready to rock the crowd like the House of Blues
Six thousand Goonz, it's about the music
Give you goosebumps like Loose Bowel Movement
And nightmares that'll make you pee in bed
Write rhymes to beats light years ahead
Beyond Neptune and Pluto, ask who's the greatest
The Monx sending stool samples back to Uranus
They say I write the tightest rhyming schemes
'Cause I write my rhymes inside a time machine
I've never been to the States, you wanna take advantage?
You wanna make a mistake? Great! I'll take the challenge
Dismantled in battle you can't take the damage
'Cause I spit it twice as nice in my native language
And all I need is one mic when I'm ripping it live
If I were black, the Source would've given me five

Champion, I'm not about to lose my belt
You don't know me? Then let me introduce myself
My name is L-O-O-N-I-E
I said my is L-O-O-N-I-E
Champion, I'm not about to lose my belt
You don't know me? Then let me introduce myself
My name is L-O-O-N-I-E
I said my is L-O-O-N-I-E

Champion, I'm not about to lose my belt
You don't know me? Then let me introduce myself
My name is L-O-O-N-I-E
I said my is L-O-O-N-I-E
Champion, I'm not about to lose my belt
You don't know me? Then let me introduce myself
My name is L-O-O-N-I-E
I said my is L-O-O-N-I-E

Yeah, now you know my name, L-O-O-N-I-E
I don't even have to say it anymore, bitch
Don't fucking front, I know you know my name
That's right, I am nobody
Six thousand Goonz, Stick Figgas!