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Life's good I don't wanna go home
I've had a drink and I wanna get stoned
I've got a headache ringing my phone
Missed call I'll be back by tomorrow

Spare me the dark thoughts hand me back my passport
I'm going on a journey, in an Uber carpool
I can't do politics it's a load of bollocks
Sniffing in the cab now you think you've got the knowledge
Nonsense I'll give 'em one thing at least they're honest
Conscience, have another drink and it's all gone
Now I'm on some fuckery, spiced mango chutney
Started [?] rum at an afters out in Dudley
Where d'ya keep the sofas I'm tryna get me comfy
Put me in a onesie I said I'm on some fuckeries

Life's good I don't wanna go home
I've had a drink and I wanna get stoned
I've got a headache ringing my phone
Missed call I'll be back by tomorrow
Life's good I don't wanna go home
I've had a drink and I wanna get stoned
I've got a headache ringing my phone
Missed call I'll be back by tomorrow

Take me home!
I wanna stay here and have a beer please don't take me home
Take me home!
The way you're looking at me something's telling me you wanna take me home
Take me home!
I wanna stay here and have a beer please don't take me home
Take me home!
The way you're looking at me something's telling me you wanna take me home

Coin secured I'm out it's Friday, clobber's looking tidy
A long'n on some shiny, mate I'm feeling lively
[?] on the blowers, there's birds out there goers
And course they all know us, triple vodkas and sodas
Nifty on an acca, Harry Kane Bukayo Saka
Flashbacks of Scotland and Gazza
Like the Richard copped's outstanding
She clocked the lovely drop branding when I pulled her on the landing

Yeah observing her surroundings
Afters back at mine and she asked if she's allowed in
Came with a fella but I took the ball around him
Had him in my back pocket and pals still haven't found him
Take your missus like Ryan Giggs
No porkie pies no flying pigs
I ain't buying fibs I've got the radar
She put it on a plate like a waiter, later

Life's good I don't wanna go home
I've had a drink and I wanna get stoned
I've got a headache ringing my phone
Missed call I'll be back by tomorrow
Life's good I don't wanna go home
I've had a drink and I wanna get stoned
I've got a headache ringing my phone
Missed call I'll be back by tomorrow

Take me home!
I wanna stay here and have a beer please don't take me home
Take me home!
The way you're looking at me something's telling me you wanna take me home
Take me home!
I wanna stay here and have a beer please don't take me home
Take me home!
The way you're looking at me something's telling me you wanna take me home