Valerie Is Getting Married (from Split w/ Dan Vapid and The Cheats)

Oh, Valerie
Valerie is getting married
There goes any chance I ever had
And it's so sad
I'm not the man that won her hand

Oh, Valerie
Valerie is getting married

Used to think that maybe some day she
Could be with me
But I guess that was just a dream

Oh, Valerie
Valerie is getting married

Since I heard the news
Valerie was marrying another guy
Can't shake the blues
Every time I think about it, I just wanna die

It's just like somebody took the sun away from me
Took it away and just gave it away to that son-of-a-gun Randy

Oh, Valerie
Valerie is getting married
There goes any chance I ever had
And it's so sad
I'm not the man that won her hand

Oh, Valerie
Valerie is getting married

And if she says "I do," it's gonna tear my world apart
Leave me with nothing but a restraining order and a broken heart

Oh, Valerie
Valerie is getting married