The Stonehenge Song

[MC Lars:]
This is The Stonehenge Song

Spinal Tap wrote a song about this monument
If you ever take a trip you'll be glad you went
Older than the pyramids there it is wow!
4000 years ago they created it how?
On the salisbury plane (yeah)
They put 85 stones, where 53 remain
In a circle a calendar, not pocket sized
Built over generations, but how? And why?
1,500 tons of rock that's lot
No trucks or cranes on that sacred spot
But here's where it's crazy it gets kind of silly
80 blue stones carried from the Hills of Preseli
In Southwest Wales 200 miles
An un-unionized project that took a darn while
Log boats carried stones cross the estuary
Was it a church, or a clock or a cemetery?

I'm talking about Stonehenge! (Where druids denote the passing of time)
Stonehenge! (How did they build it, when did they, why?)
Stonehenge! (Constructed by Merlin they say that's so tight)
Stonehenge! (The solstice is coming let's stay up all night)

[Mega Ran:]
Stonehenge yo!
It's an ancient site but no-one knows how and no one knows when
It was put together and then it came apart like some old friends
Maybe an old time, or a burial site it makes no sense!
Celebrations around the solstice
If they served sweets and other dope treats they'd call it "Scone Henge"
Or if they stayed up and got blazed up maybe "Stoned Henge"
But for real though! Nobody really knows! Let's go in!
Paid £30 just to walk the grounds, no answers found, what a let down!

[MC Lars:]
I'm talking about Stonehenge! (Where druids denote the passing of time)
Stonehenge! (How did they build it, when did they, why?)
Stonehenge! (Constructed by Merlin they say that's so tight)
Stonehenge! (The solstice is coming let's stay up all night)

I'm talking about Stonehenge! (Where druids denote the passing of time)
Stonehenge! (How did they build it, when did they, why?)
Stonehenge! (Constructed by Merlin they say that's so tight)
Stonehenge! (The solstice is coming, let's stay up all night)

[Koo Koo Kanga Roo:]
Just a couple tourists, look at us
Riding so hard on this sightsee bus
And I think we gotta trust
That we'll figure out what's the big deal
What the frick is the fuss
All my life i've dreamed of rocks
Not talking bout the kind that a rapper rocks
I mean a stone so big you can see for blocks
Whoever built these here, yo I give em props
Now that we made it my first thought is 'whoa'
Boulders on boulders, cause thats how we roll
How did this happen, we may never know
Rapping on this track cause Lars said so
Yo, i'm just a curious dude
Somehow these slabs of rock were moved
Stonehenge if you're in the mood
This mysterious site has to be viewed

[MC Lars:]
I'm talking about Stonehenge! (Where druids denote the passing of time)
Stonehenge! (How did they build it, when did they, why?)
Stonehenge! (Constructed by Merlin they say that's so tight)
Stonehenge! (The solstice is coming let's stay up all night)

I'm talking about Stonehenge! (Where druids denote the passing of time)
Stonehenge! (How did they build it, when did they, why?)
Stonehenge! (Constructed by Merlin they say that's so tight)
Stonehenge! (The solstice is coming, let's stay up all night)