Beast Song Ever

(album: Shtick Heads - 2014)

The Midnight Beast are very naughty men

It's the return of the beast
Return of the beast
Get the fuck up on your feet
Now sit the fuck back on your seat

It's the return of the beast
Return of the beast
Get the fuck up on your feet
Now sit the fuck back on your seat

Turn up your speakers
Because presumably they're too low
But what do I know
I'm not there
I'm here in the studio
Like if I tell you
"put your hands up"
Then I'll never really know
If you did
You've been lied to
But we're here for you even though

Every fan that wants a picture's like
Hey you mighty beast
You guys still going?
I heard Ash eloped
And Dru's a priest
Look guys it's hard to write a second album
That takes some skill
But sucks for you if this shit sucks
'cause your receipt's in the till

It's the return of the beast
Return of the beast
Get the fuck up on your feet
Now sit the fuck back on your seat

It's the return of the beast
Return of the beast
Get the fuck up on your feet
Now sit the fuck back on your seat

Reminder we're neither
Rap or comedy either
We got scope like a sniper
Stay open-minded like grinder
Fermenting well like a cider, a beer or a wine-r
Shouldn't play this to a minor
Because they'll follow pied piper
The press give us a hard time-r
Cause we're hard to decipher
But we're not rude you know
We're sensitive just like a vagina

Give us a pen and we'll sign a book we wrote at the time-r
Dru has a trouble writing anything 'cause he's an old timer
I could do this for a long time-r because I picked a good rhyme-a
Bet you can hear the saliva-rappers
They call me spitfire
In 2009-r spun out the web like a spider
But times have changed a lot since then
Now no one Carey Mariah

It's the return of the beast
Return of the beast
Get the fuck up on your feet
Now sit the fuck back on your seat

It's the return of the beast
Return of the beast
Get the fuck up on your feet
Now sit the fuck back on your seat

If you want a comeback
Here's a comeback baby
Turn around and let me jerk it out
That's a cum-back