You'll Rebel To Anything (As Long As It's Not Challenging)

(album: You'll Rebel To Anything - 2005)

(You don't mean it)

You need a uniform
So you won't be ignored
You are affected
And so you're accepted, hey

It's time that you invested in a bottle of poison
So we don't have to hear about you bitching and moaning
You think you could afford a fucking bottle of aspirin

Boo-fuckin'-hoo, you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit

(You don't mean it)

You need a uniform
So you won't be ignored
You are affected
And so you're accepted

It's time that you invested in a bottle of poison
So we don't have to hear about you bitching and moaning
You think you could afford a fucking bottle of aspirin

You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons

(You don't mean it)

So you're accepted (So you're accepted)
So you're accepted (So you're accepted)

Boo-fuckin'-hoo, you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit

You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons

Boo-fuckin'-hoo, you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit

You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons

(You don't mean it)