My Jeans

(album: Rockin' And Romance - 1985)

Ah oh dum di da do
Da dum di da do
Well, I know
Alright

Well, my jeans they are a fraying
And don't talk Levi's because I've tried
My hips they had no room to play in
And my little bum felt all trapped inside
There's Levis all around
If there was Wranglers I would know
I'd turn the whole store upside down
And they don't got Wranglers so let's go

I said my jeans, they are a fraying
I said my jeans, they are a fraying very bad
Uh oh

Why not Levis?
Why not Levis?

Cause they never seem to fit me
No matter what the size

Why not Levis?
Why not Levis?

Well, the bum never fits, nor the hips nor the thighs
I said my jeans, they are a fraying
Oh my jeans, they are a fraying real bad
Guitar...

This store's got Wranglers in 'em
Even got size 31
28 bucks now wait a minute
But these jeans they're almost done
My jeans are nearly rags
My jeans are almost dead
And they've lost their little Wrangler tag
And you can see my knees right through the threads

I said my jeans, oh, they're a fraying
Oh my jeans, they are a fraying, real bad
Tell them

His jeans, they are a fraying so bad, so bad
Yeah, you said it
His jeans are fraying so bad, bad
What about it?
My jeans, my jeans

Ok fellas

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