Cartoon

(album: Wide Awake - 2022)

I'm meditating in a dark room, can't move
And I can feel the bass when my heart booms
It's been thirty five minutes, it'll start soon
I open my eyes, see my face, and it's a cartoon

I do believe I need a doob of leaves
I found a nug where the rug be Super League
Passing backwards, looking very scrumptious
They help me see the truth hidden in the movie scenes
I want a camping trip so I can camp and trip
And roll a joint so big that my ankle slips
I can handle this handful picked straight from the mountaintop
On my own, I'm misanthropic
And now I'm looking at my hands, I'm seeing Fibonacci
They're saying that I'm daft and it isn't that deep
I think they're getting sick of the conspiracies, but
I'm noticing the same when I'm looking at trees
I'm not a Christian, I don't buy bull
But why d'you think it's called a scripture?
It's there to script your life so keeping mindful
Will let you see the world through the same lens that I do
I guess the tinfoil hat was my silver lining
And I'm microdosing shrooms, now I'm ill with timing
I hate the government, that's why I'm still taking jabs
But they can think again, there's nothing piercing my skin
Raise a huge glass, my new tune slaps
It's 'cause I'm chewing on mushroom caps
I like how the shrooms taste, don't use normal toothpaste
Now I'm polishing a few plaques
I want a fat collection, I have to mention
I sing my lyrics in the shower so I'm manifesting
It's a cold one too 'cause I'm not staying comfy
Getting so many bags, you can sack your pension

I'm meditating in a dark room, can't move
And I can feel the bass when my heart booms
It's been thirty five minutes, it'll start soon
I open my eyes, see my face, and it's a cartoon
I'm meditating in a dark room, with a harpoon
Just in case the demons appear when it's half moon
I'm hibernating in a large tomb with Tutankhamun
Just in case this apocalypse is gonna start soon

Real talk, the human body is a costume
If life's a rollercoaster it's the log flume (haha)
Human beings, all they do is consume (parasites)
Everyone's consuming the wrong food
Plant-based powers, I'm a strong dude (strong dude)
Stronger than 'em DMT bong fumes (agh)
I'm meditating in a monsoon
Then I'm off to do a show because I'm on soon (wow)
I'm a psychedelic samurai (samurai)
I'm a dragon, you're a dragonfly (fuck off)
I'm battling with disembodied parasites (agh)
Everyone's infected with nanomites
They're connected to the satellites
I'm not paranoid, I'm in paradise (paradise)
There's nothing in this human existence
That could ever satisfy my appetite (satisfy my appetite)