Mansion Party

(album: Cool Patrol - 2018)

Ayo girl
You wanna come to a party at my house tonight?
Everyone who's anyone in LA is gonna be there
I'm extremely rich

Hey, girl, welcome to my house party
It's a giant mansion baby, don't slip on all my money
Yeah there's a lot of models and some supermodels too
Don't touch my diamond fridge, it costs more than the country of Peru

Seduction is like a game of chess
And I'm the queen, wait

Can't stop, won't stop, dancing, deep into the night
It's a mansion party, yo that tiger's super tight
And if you're feeling naughty we'll snort champagne by candlelight
It's a mansion party, and later on's a panda fight

You've really gotta agitate the pandas
To get them engaged in combat
They're very docile by nature
(I laced their bamboo)

Hey, girl, heard you couldn't find the dancefloor?
Just walk right past the garden, go through the Spanish French doors
Turn right at the 7th bathroom, then a left at my laser car
You can ride my purebred stallion, if you hit my moat you've gone too far

(You've gone too far)
Take an upside-down left at the M.C. Escher stairs
Okay, you're almost halfway there

Can't stop, won't stop, dancing, deep into the night
It's a mansion party, I bought a yacht just for tonight
And if you're feeling naughty we'll smoke champagne by candlelight
It's a mansion party, now let's watch two pandas fight

Oh my God, the battle pandas have escaped from the Pandagon and are murdering the guests!
Oh, it's last week all over again! Let's get the hell out of here!

Can't stop, won't stop, non-stop, running for my life
It's a mansion party, I pray to God we all survive
And if you're feeling saucy, we'll grab some spears by candlelight
It's a mansion party, we're dropping pandas left to right

Save yourself
Argh, this party's awesome
So many pandas going crazy