Grow Old With You

(album: 100% Fresh - 2019)

Okay, you guys, I'm gonna sing you this song right now. This is the kind of a sweet song. I sing it to my wife, because she let's me talk about so many things in front of you people. [laughs] And she doesn't even get mad at me. She's pretty damn cool. So here we go.

I met you 20 years ago
And we talked all night
You drank me under the table
Yeah, it was love at first sight
I knew right then and there
I'd grow old with you [cheers and applause]
I said I'd tell you jokes
Whenever you are sad
Make you a mom if you made me a dad
Oh, it's been so much fun
Growing old with you
Oh, oh [cheering] I love you
Foot rub you
Tell you you're the only one I'm thinking of
Make big decisions with you
Try new positions with you [laughs]
Even sit and watch Fucking Eat Pray Love [laughter]
Two times in a row [laughter]
Now when I'm on a diet
You take away my potatoes
Say, "Fuck all those guys" After reading Rotten Tomatoes
I hope they all die miserable deaths
As I grow old with you [cheering]
You scold me
You hold me
Look the other way When I dress like a pimp
You cry to me
You lie to me
But only when you tell me
That the dick looks big [laughter] [laughs]
Now, we don't need a big house
We don't need any money
All we need is you and me
And Sadie and Sunny
I got everything I want
Growing old with you

And this goes for all of you guys here tonight.

([man:] Yeah!)

[Cheering]

Thanks for growing old with...
Me

All right, you all, thank you so much. Respect! Rock and roll. I love you too. Let's do it again sometime. Thank you. Thank you.

Well, folks, I've been given the light and I must go. But thank you very much. Enjoy the rest of the show. [cheers and applause]