The Best Damn Thing

(album: The Best Damn Thing - 2007)

Let me hear you say "Hey, hey, hey."
Hey, hey, hey!
Alright, now let me hear you say "Hey, hey, ho."
Hey, hey, ho!

I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door
Even though I told him yesterday and the day before.
I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab,
And I have to pull my money out and that looks bad.

Where are the hopes, where are the dreams,
My Cinderella-story scene?
When do you think they'll finally see

That you're not—, not—, not gonna get any better?
You won't—, won't—, won't—, you won't get rid of me. Never.
Like it or not—even though she's a lot like me—
We're not the same.

And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle.
You don't know trouble. I'm a hell of a scandal.
Me. I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen.
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen.

Alright, alright.
Yeah.

I hate it when a guy doesn't understand
Why a certain time of month I don't wanna hold his hand.
I hate it when they go out, and we stay in,
And they come home smelling like their ex-girlfriends.

I found my hopes, I found my dreams,
My Cinderella-story scene.
Now everybody's gonna see

That you're not—, not—, not gonna get any better.
You won't—, won't—, won't—, you won't get rid of me. Never.
Like it or not—even though she's a lot like me—
We're not the same.

And yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble. I'm a hell of a scandal.
Me. I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen,
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen.

Give me an "A".
Always give me what I want.
Give me a "V".
Be very very good to me.
"R".
Are you gonna treat me right?
"I".
I can put up a fight.
Give me an "L"
Let me hear you scream loud.
Let me hear you scream loud.

One, two, three, four.

Where are the hopes, where are the dreams,
My Cinderella-story scene?
When do you think they'll finally see

That you're not—, not—, not gonna get any better?
You won't—, won't—, won't—, you won't get rid of me. Never.
Like it or not—even though she's a lot like me—
We're not the same.

And yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a lot to handle.
You don't know trouble. I'm a hell of a scandal.
Me. I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen,
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen.

Let me hear you say "Hey, hey, hey."
Hey, hey, hey!
Alright. Now let me hear you say "Hey, hey, ho."
Hey, hey, ho!

Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!

I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen.