Roommates

(album: Healthy Snacks - 2018)

My name's Jake and I'm a roommate
I said hit me with the one time
I said hit me with the two time
I said hit me with the three
I said hit me with the (Hit me with the, hit me with the, hit me)
Yeah
Alright
Alright (Roommates)
Alright (Roommates, Roommates)
Here we go

Four years with the homies, now we graduates
Four years we ran this cinch like a syndicate
We here to be the afterparty advocates
Just making sure that post-grad life is more than adequate
We ain't gotta quit kicking it, you need a place to live?
I'm looking for a place too, what a coincidence
Squad breaking up the rent so we can afford a crib
Make the moves, grab a broom, biggest room, I'm calling dibs
We got janky secondhand, don't need a dish
Thrifty coupon purchases, you get the gist
The house? Craigslist
The couch? Craigslist
We out here with Goodwill, living in Value Village
So maybe no one wanna steal our stuff
But hey, no one ever gonna have to call our bluff
We might be balling on a budget, but we living it up
We ain't got much but it's enough
I'm rolling deep with the

Roommates (Roommates)
Roommates (Roommates)
We kinda sorta adults
So we ain't gotta listen to what you say (You say)
What you say (You say)
We waiting for the weekend
Let's host a party next Tuesday (Tuesday)
Tuesday (Tuesday)
Who's tryna throw shade on me?
You gon' have to answer to the roommates (Roommates)
Roommates (Roommates)
Roommates (Roommates)
What you know about my roommates?

My roomie Jake is a photographer
My roomie Kyle is a monetary counselor
My roomie Zach, he runs the city as an officer
And yo Fletch, you already know your favorite window washer
We made an art out of Mario Kart, we're smart gents
We got a house, we ain't fooling with no apartments
We got a larger backyard for summer partying
Help yourself to some fruit from our neighbor's garden
Back in the house, let me give you the grand tour
Look down, those are four different kinds of hardwood floors
But one of which is fake, but hey it matches the decor
Of the popcorn ceiling and the crooked looking front door
Coffee in the morning, frozen pizza in the evening
Put your feet up and play some FIFA before you leave
And light beaming in, we should clean again but I'm sleeping
This that dream team feeling, you know I'm believing in the

Roommates (Roommates)
Roommates (Roommates)
We kinda sorta adults
So we ain't gotta listen to what you say (You say)
What you say (You say)
We waiting for the weekend
Let's host a party next Tuesday (Tuesday)
Tuesday (Tuesday)
Who's tryna throw shade on me?
You gon' have to answer to the roommates (Roommates)
Roommates (Roommates)
Roommates (Roommates)
What you know about my, about the roommates?

You don't wanna mess with us (Nah)
These are dudes that you probably heard your crush discuss
'Cause trust me young and hungry can be dangerous
And yo we ain't got much but it's enough
I'm rolling deep with the roommates
You don't wanna mess with us
These are dudes that you probably heard your crush discuss
'Cause trust me young and hungry can be dangerous
And yo we ain't got much but it's enough
Rolling deep with the

Roommates (Roommates)
Roommates (Roommates)
We kinda sorta adults
So we ain't gotta listen to what you say (You say)
What you say (You say)
We waiting for the weekend
Let's host a party next Tuesday (Tuesday)
Tuesday (Tuesday)
Who's tryna throw shade on me?
You gon' have to answer to the roommates (Roommates)
Roommates (Roommates)
Roommates (Roommates)
What you know about my roommates?

Is that what you're saying?
Yo, I'm a rapper and I'm sitting in Isaac's studio
I ain't actually sitting 'cause I'm standing though
You don't even know me
'Cause I'm-older than three! Let's go!
The homies
The roommates, roommates