Intro: Last Of The Great 20th Century Composers

(album: Last Of The Great 20th Century Composers - 2004)

Sir, are you copying this?
I don't think we can dig any deeper without compromising the integrity of the structure
Let me come down there and have a look
Robinson, in line and watch the rear
Keep the motion trackers on
Yes, sir

So, what have you found, major?
Looks like the ruins of a primitive housing development, dating back to the year two thousand
Whoa, I think we got something, sir
Shine that phaser over here
Holy, what do you make of them?
Spherical discs made from a primitive synthetic plastic, thousands of them
They're everywhere, stacked on top each other
This is really weird!

Take it easy, major, those are vinyl recordings
That's what they used to burn music code on to
Music? Hey, what ever happened to music?

Well, a couple thousand years ago, in mid two thousand
The profit mongering music corporations, video/radio promotion subsystems, and distributers collectively destroyed music's creativity by making it all sound the same
As a result, the human race revolted against this corrupt conglomerate, burning all the music in a great fire
And nobody has listened to it since

So, this music here survived the great fire?
It must of meant a great deal to someone
Well, uh, I think we're in that person's apartment
Oh, I'm gonna bring this back to the others
But, how, how do you explain this, this music?
I, I have no fucking idea