The 2 Party System Is Broken

This shit don't work no more, this shit don't work no more
I'm about two years late but I was at the last Presidential debate
I just got delayed 2020 was a little bit cray
You probably didn't know there was a dinner 100k a plate
This pharma bro asked for a date thinking he get laid

He worked in pharmaceuticals so no booty calls
But duty calls I wanna see the red vs. blue ball and not fake news
That repeats the same news like
Stealing lyrics red Ferrari jamba juice (it's lit!)
Your only point of reference for the guy is Martin Shrekli
Icky he thinkin he get a lickin but not exactly
What about society's price of opiod sickning
And why I can't use ivermectin
I'm digressin
I'm a dress in a real crisp suit
With a just a little hint of a boob (they're real)
I'm a file down my claws doing
Makeup watching fine ass Roy Scheider in Jaws (so hot)
I love 80s cable drive the Lam
To the table
Tight skirt, in Spanx cuttin in my navel
Eat a mini cheese crepe with red grapes
And don't tell Peta a bite of steak ah stomach ache
Now that's not good food combining
And I'm very very bored by Joe Biden
I'm clenching my butt cheeks hard
Thinking to myself oh please don't fart
(Fart)

The whole room and two presidents turn and say why
Got the attention like Mike Pence fly
Might as well I
Take advantage of the situation
So I go on stage grab the mic start saying

The Two Party System is broken
Don't know what drug America is smoking
It's time for a new government so
We say fuck this shit
The Two Party System is broken
Don't know what drug America is smoking
It's time for a new government so
We say fuck this shit!

I'm grateful for that day and for my fart
We have to have the conversations that are hard
And that fart was
The shot heard round the world
'Cept on Facebook n Twitter that was censored hard
Back to the man on the date
Said he can't wait for the mandates
Man wait that disease is man-made
That's big pharma's brand babe, a scam for magnates we
Flip prezs like pancakes

Let be me clear here I don't want to be here
I just wanna eat here then pee here and leave here
Gotta just vote for what for this country
Cuz nobody gives a fuck 'cept for the money
E Pluribus Unum
That means bad things to each other don't do them
Out of many there is one and someday
The United States and not you dude will come!

The Two Party System is broken
Don't know what drug America is smoking
It's time for a new government so
We say fuck this shit
The Two Party System is broken
Don't know what drug America is smoking
It's time for a new government so
We say fuck this shit!