Sophisticated Bitch

(album: Yo! Bum Rush The Show - 1987)

That woman in the corner cold playing the role
Leave her ass in the corner till her feet get cold
Knowing for a fact that girl is whacked
If you hold your hand out she'll turn her back
Better walk, don't talk she's all pretend
Can't be her friend unless you spend
Wall to wall after all
Get ready to throw only money at the bitch

Cause she thinks she's so
phisticated

So
phisticated

So
phisticated

So
phisticated

Peeking an' seeking inside a book
Her demands for a man with a chemical look
Wishes an' desires gettin worse with age
She doesn't want a man all she wants is a pay
Ain't got a man so she goes to a club
She thinks it's classy but it's really a pub
But that's the kind of place where she likes to go
The bitch got a problem

Cause she thinks she's so
phisticated

So
phisticated

So
phisticated

So
phisticated

Jackets, shoes, everyday ties
The girl only wants one of those guys
Suckers who front it like it ain't no thang
Pretend to be friends and don't want that thang
Talk like this don't talk slang
Do anything to get that thang
Tries to be chic and playing it off
Peeking through the window saw her take her clothes off
Nasty girl a stone cold freak
Staying in the bed a whole goddamn week
Coming and leaving guys serving up storms
From execs with checks boys from the dorms
Never kept a name never seen a face
She could pass 'em in the street like it never took place
I know she's a ho so I'm a go
Expose the funky bitch

Cause she thinks she's so
phisticated

So
phisticated

So
phisticated

So
phisticated

Now she wants a sucker boy with an attache
And if you ain't got it she'll turn you away
You can smile with style as you profile
Cause you got a gold tooth an' she thinks you're wild
She don't want a brother that's true and black
If you're light, you're alright better you stay back
Cause the sucker with the bag is out to catch
With something in his bag keeping her attached
The man's got a plan it's IBM
The devil at her level yes it is him
His Audi she rides his gold and clothes
The ill base method turning up her nose
A lack a lack a lack cold beaming her up
She's still got the nerve to turn her fucking nose up
Her status looks at us from down below
Now the bitch is in trouble

Cause she was so
phisticated

So
phisticated

So
phisticated

So
phisticated

Little is known about her past
So listen to me cause I know her ass
Used to steal money out her boyfriends clothes
Never got caught so the story goes
She kept doing that to all her men
Found the wrong man when she did it again
And still to this day people wonder why
He didn't beat the bitch down till she almost died

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