HuniePop The Musical

(album: Random Encounters: Season 7 - 2017)

Can I help you?
Yes, you can!
Just stand like that for a bit!

Don't engage her!
Just act cool!
—Your creeping is legit.

Spend all your money!
Gain a bit of hunie!
Don't turn around.
Why? Is something funny?

Geisha girls are greatest!
—Yeah, that's kind of racist…
Now go on! Give her this gift!

Each girl we see
Can be stalked with HunieBee!
There's a tiny catch—
—it's slightly sketch—
But so are we!

Ask for a date!
—We just met
Who cares? It's fate!
All you need's to be like Kyu!

You know, maybe I should just be myself
Hey, am I the fairy here or are you?

Can I keep dis fishie, please?
It's for a pet, I swear!

She looks hungry!
Give her food!
Don't you ___ing dare!

Use this to impress her!
Got three on my dresser.
"What cup size are those?"
Don't examine my breasts, sir.

Tell that little cutie
That you love her booty!
—thanks, I found it myself!

Show her your cheese,
And some earmuffs, if you please!

I don't need a drink!
You ____ing stink
Like liver disease!

What is my height?
Cause I can't remember quite…

All I need's to be like Kyu…
You're gonna be a kitty?!

Thank you for the show,
But you oughta know
Talent's not a big appeal…

Maybe you and I could go
Take some classes!

Yes, we've barely met,
Yet you still forget
My name a million times!

Since I'm under 21,
Drinking's technically a crime.

Maybe we should find some other girls…

Kyu, zip your lip! All I hear up above
Is a whole lot of failure, not a whole lot of love!
You were sent to get him dates, but Nate's been left empty-handed,
So you gotta deal with me and get rap-reprimanded!

Hold on, honey!
Here's some shoes!
They're great for gouging out eyes!

Can I eat dis?
It smells good!
I think that might make her die…

Thanks for all the pencils…
What's with these utensils…
What the ___ are these?!
I DON'T NEED MORE PENCILS!

How long does a cat a live?
15 years on average.
Wow, you're so good at cats!

Love ain't a game
Based on matching things the same.
And I guess it helps
To be yourself—
Unless you're ____ing lame.

We don't need booze and gifts
We don't care how much you lift.
All you need's to be like you!