Number One: A Fortnite Song

(album: Random Encounters: Season 8 - 2018)

I'm off the bus and floating down...
I'm gliding through the air.
Gotta search for chests inside this town,
And I hope that no one's there...

Gonna find a gun or two, cause killing you's
The quickest way to get some loot!
So stand still and wait till
I have the chance to shoot you!

Where have I gone?
Did I explode?
Why's all my stuff in the road?

I'm Number One... (I'm the first to die!)
I'm Number One... (To be blown sky-high!)
I'm Number One... Okay, that's a lie,
But in my mind...
I'm Number One.

I'll break some brick and place a wall
To keep my foes at bay,
Then I'll build my fort ten storeys tall
Till the base gets blown away...

Wounded by a shotgun slug, I'll chug a jug
And hopefully I might survive!
The storm's taking form...
Gotta run to stay alive!

One careless step...
One fatal blow...
Just one more round, cause I know

I'm Number One... (In the reaper's eye!)
I'm Number One... (To say my goodbye!)
I'm Number One... (I'd accept a tie...)
I can't deny...
I'm Number One.

My keys are dull! This screen is way too small!
The lag! My ping! I'll blame the mouse, the cat, or almost anything!

My Porta Fort is looking fine.
My bush disguise is lit!
Yo, this Boogie Bomb's not even mine
And this shopping cart's the SHOOOOT!

Breaking through the basement walls, the bathroom stall's
A perfect place to place a trap!
No duo knows you-know-who's hiding here to CRAP!

One hundred foes
All want me dead.
One round from now, they'll have said:

I'm Number One... (Eating humble pie...)
I'm Number One... (Yeah, I'm that one guy.)
I'll save the world while I ugly cry
And question why
I'm Number One.