If I Was An Inkling

(album: Random Encounters: Season 8 - 2018)

If I were an Inkling, that'd be off the hook!
Everywhere I'd go, I'd make a splash!
Testing messy weapons, sport a sweet new look
But best of all I'd be in Smash!

I may look like a kid, but I fight like a squid
Because I'm a double threat!
I got bombs and ink, a brush don't blink!
Cause you ain't seen nothing yet!
I'll defend my turf for all I'm worth!
Don't judge me by my size!
I don't need a squad, this cephlapod's
An x-rank in disguise!

All the little Inklings shouting, "Booya! Booya!"
"This is our time! Now the turf war is over!"
All the little Woomys gonna sock it to ya!
Making their bow in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate now!

If I was an Inkling, life would be so fresh!
Decked out with a brush and slosher pail!
Wearing trendy styles, all my clothes would mesh!
And I could show my friends my killer wail!

Sure, I'm new in town, but I'm fully down
For a Moray Towers brawl!
I can sneak and slide through my ink and hide
Like a ninja squid, y'all!
Fighting Fox or Chrom, I can drop the bomb.
I got all the coolest toys!
And I'll bump you, chump, with a super jump
Cause you're in my world now, boys!

All the little Inklings shouting, "Booya! Booya!"
"This is our time! Now the turf war is over!"
All the little Woomys gonna sock it to ya!
Making their bow in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate now!

We're here! Let's go! We're fighting Mario!
We ain't afraid of Kirby or Lucario!
We're armed for war! No waiting anymore!
Whoa! Whoa!
We're down to fight! We'll battle meta knight!
Then tackle Pikachu and Isabelle, that's right!
We're here to win! So let the games begin!
Let's go!

If I was an Inkling in an all-star cast!
I would be a cut above the rest!
If I was an Inkling, I would be in Smash
Going toe-to-toe with all the best!

And I may be cute, but watch me shoot and then let's see what you think!
Cause I'm here to stay and spray all day so get used to all the ink!
When I'm running low, I already know from the level on my gauge!
So don't mess with me, I'll successfully come and throw you off my stage!

All the little Inklings shouting, "Booya! Booya!"
"This is our time! Now the turf war is over!"
All the little Woomys gonna sock it to ya!
Making their bow in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate!

If I was an inkling, I'd say, "Booya! Booya!"
Everyone's here! It's the ultimate showdown!
Gonna crash the party, take the fight straight to ya!
Speaking of which, grab a Nintendo Switch and stay fresh!