The Day That You Die: A Little Misfortune Song

(album: Random Encounters: Season 9 - 2019)

Misfortune, every choice has consequences
And in this game, there's really just one rule
That you play until the end once it commences
"And if I win, then you will give me something cool?"

Complete my game, and yes, you'll be rewarded
Eternal happiness, my dear, will be your prize
Keep this part on the down low, but what misfortune doesn't know is that
Today is the day… the day that she dies

The first part of our game is rather simple
Just cross this road and reach the other side
A piece of cake for someone young and nimble
"But Mr. Voice, you said today I died!"

Quiet! There's a fox ahead, misfortune
A fox cannot be trusted, so says I
Observe his evil regimen "-I think his name is Benjamin-"
Well, this is the day… the day that he dies

Now buried here you'll find eternal happiness
Hidden in a tiny, golden box
"Oh no! I only found a lot of crappiness!"
It seems the prize was stolen by that fox

Here, use this fox repellant, and when we find him
You can spray his nasty face, straight in the eye
"But I do not want to hurt him-" There he is! Go on and squirt him
Or today is the day… the day that you die

You haven't reached the ending yet, misfortune
There's still a lot of fun we haven't had
I don't accept surrender or abortion
And your attitude has frankly made me mad

That fox cannot protect you for forever
And I will not be defeated or defied
So come back and play my game or I avow by heaven's name
That, yes, today is the day… the day you will die

Knock knock
Knock knock
Knock knock! (Today is the day-)
Knock knock! (-that you die!)

Knock knock
Knock knock
Knock knock! (Today is the day-)
Knock knock! (-that you die!)

Knock knock
Knock knock! (Today is the day-)
Knock knock
Knock knock! (-that you-)

Knock knock! (die!)
Knock knock
Knock knock
Knock knock