Ice Scream Fun

(album: Random Encounters: Season 10 - 2020)

I'm going to kill some kids today!
I'm looking for the plubby ones!

I'm going to find some chubby kids,
And then we're gonna have some ice scream fun!

I'm going to catch some kids today,
And turn them into something sweet!

I'm gonna snatch a batch of tasty kids,
And make myself a fluffy, frozen treat!

I'm going to slay some kids today,
And when the dirty deed is done,

I'll mash 'em into meat sorbet,
And then we're gonna have some ice scream fun!

I'm going to get some tubby tweens
And freeze 'em with my frozen breath!

Although I'm out of shape and some escape,
I swear I'll scare those children half to death!

I want the perfect, pudgy kid,
Cause I'm an ice cream snob…

I need some new ingredients,
And boy, I love my job!

Some killers wield machetes and
Some psychos are fond of knives

Well, I rely on ice cream
To ruin people's lives!

I'm gonna hunt some kids today!
And trap some children in my truck!

And only bloated brats will do,
Because fat-free ice cream sucks!

I'm going to chase some kids today,
No matter where they try to run!

And if you called the cops
…I'd probably stop…

But I'll be back again to getcha!
And when I finally catch ya,

We're finally gonna
Have a
Ton of
Ice scream fun!

Time to have some ice scream fun!