If You Like Your Plan

"We will keep this promise, to the American people
If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor. Period
If you like your healthcare plan, you will be able to keep your healthcare plan. Period."

The Unaffordable Healthcare Plan is far too complicated!
So, our president simplified it for us
All us ignorant, uneducated
He said:

If you like your plan, you can keep your plan
You can keep your doctor too
Obamacare, each and every year, gonna save lots of money for you!
Not a soul will be left uninsured
You can trust me, I swear it's true
And if you like your plan, you can keep your plan
You can keep your doctor too
Period!

We were told the plan would save us billions
Now they say it'll cost us trillions
And our promised better coverage
Is failing before our eyes

Folks losing doctors when they need them the most
Horror stories from coast to coast
And Harry Reid has the gaud to tell us all that's just a pack of lies

So Mr. President, faced with all this, what do you have to say?

If you like your plan, you can keep your plan
You can keep your doctor too
Obamacare, each and every year, gonna save lots of money for you!
Not a soul will be left uninsured
You can trust me, I swear it's true
And if you like your plan, you can keep your plan
You can keep your doctor too
Period!

Pelosi says, don't work, we'll pay
Go find yourself
Go paint, play
The government will cover you night and day
With a healthcare plan!

Well they lied about that, and they lied about this
Just to get reelected, then they gave us a kiss goodbye
And then they said go do the best you can

So, Mr. President, what about that? NOW, what do you have to say?

If you like your plan, you can keep your plan
You can keep your doctor too
Obamacare, each and every year, gonna save lots of money for you!
Not a soul will be left uninsured
You can trust me, I swear it's true
And if you like your plan, you can keep your plan
You can keep your doctor too
Period!

Yeah I know it must be true, says it right there on the Teleprompter
Valerie told me it's true
Hey, if I say it enough times, maybe it will be true!
I am the president, you know
I can say anything I want to
And I just want to say
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If you like your plan, you can keep your plan
You can keep your doctor too
Obamacare, each and every year, gonna save lots of money for you!
Not a soul will be left uninsured
You can trust me, I swear it's true
And if you like your plan, you can keep your plan
You can keep your doctor too
Period!