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TRUMP (Stitches Parody)

 

TRUMP (Stitches Parody)


And so I ask you
American people
To vote my ass
President
Please

Thank you, Dr Carson
Mr Trump,
Your turn to make a final statement

I was born in my own hospital
(A great hospital, the best you could imagine)
Delivered by the doctor that I bought
(And he thanked me, he said
"Donald, thank you"
"This is terrific")
I bought at least a couple wives
3 highest paid women in America
But the third one doesn't speak english just right
But she's great, I see her on holidays
Terrific

Now this country needs a good, strong leader
I'm real busy but I may just have the time
If I let you elect the Trumpster
You're welcome

I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're being raped by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest (We need a)
Hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build youse
Highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest

I want to make this country great
(Right now we're NOT great)
But the Mexicans keep coming here to rape
(And by the way, at least rape in English)
I'll build a wall no-one could climb
(No-one will climb this wall)
And the Spics could rape on their own fuckin side
(Mexico is the new China)

Now I'm seeing people talk about Trumpster
Saying things that quite frankly aren't nice
When I'm in charge of our nuclear program
You're all bombed (And fired)

I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're being raped by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest (We need a)
Hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build youse
Highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest

We're losing, it's a catastrophe
I'll negotiate a better deal
I'll do a good job

We need a leader prez
That'll get us out of our debt
Help the people get lower wig prices

We need a leader prez
That'll get us rid of ISIS
Rip em' all to shreds
Fuckin towel heads

We need a leader prez
That'll get us driving Hybrids
Give us all some bread
With a side of Pez
And tell the Mexicans
And all the illegal migrants
Ya gotta get a license

I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're being raped by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest (We need a)
Hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build youse
Highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest

And I just can't help all youse bitches
I'm the filthy richest
It's gonna be terrific
Cause I'm the filthy richest

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